We’ve updated our Terms of Use to reflect our new entity name and address. You can review the changes here.
We’ve updated our Terms of Use. You can review the changes here.
/

  • Streaming + Download

    phlegm (brad hamers & slomoshun) - debut LP 2002 Three Sides Of A Circle (3SC)
    all proceeds go directly to the artist
    Purchasable with gift card

      $1 USD

     

  • Buy the Full Digital Album

  • Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album

    CD comes with a 16 page insert containing all the lyrics.

    Also includes immediate download of [19]-track album in your choice of 320k mp3, FLAC, or just about any other format you could possibly desire.
    ships out within 10 days

      $9 USD or more 

     

  • Full Digital Discography

    17
    releases

    Get all 17 brad hamers releases available on Bandcamp and save 10%.

    Includes unlimited streaming via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality downloads of 8 poems from The Humming Prole, La Pánica, Through Flames, Through Flames - GoCopless (maxi-single), Artax, Stone, Cat Child - c-t ch-ld, Child of No Nation, and 9 more. , and , .

    Purchasable with gift card

      $24.30 USD or more (10% OFF)

     

lyrics

the public execution of the man with one finger
(feat. Nobs)

the beginning
fuck i can’t find my way home
fuck i can’t find my way home
there’s a fly in my salad
a rip in my t-shirt
a stain on my name tag
fog in my glasses
excuse me…here’s a napkin
you’ve got some testosterone hanging from your lip there
oh look, he’s dressed up as a bicep today…how cute
and he’s even taught his dick to speak
coming out of profile to fit his profile
slapping his tongue in the air
saliva swirling
what’s with those ……um….you’re wearing there
poke me with a fork you dumb fucking rhetoric shoot up
mommy drip juice fell out the loose ionic cooking pot
latex pot holders, push and squeeze
push and squeeze, we’ve got a beautiful cliché here
two balls and where’s the hoop
he’s got a long belt and no pants
so he goes around beating people who looked like him when he was small
yeah it feels good and manly
masculine silhouettes the sun of an alcoholic moon who stayed out at bars all night
and came home walking through the door like fatigued wrinkled condom
slouched and used
…slippers…huh?
come on …you can do better than that…..put some ummff into it
i get my character deficiencies from my father
sport workout tape with legs and the only place i feel at home is on the playing field
i just got out of the gym……. Ok now…stop making a good time out of his clothes
you smidgen of hope
hey you stepped on my shoe fucker
pull out your y chromosome and lets play show and tell
here’s a good ice breaker standing over there
look at this kid …ha , come on girl watch this
i’ll make him look different, by lumping up his fucking face
thinks he’s big time like some over-inflated arrogant wrist watch or something
using all those big words
watch me expose my insecurities by showing you how i make myself feel better
what the fuck are you looking at
i must be some sort of ……uh i don’t know
?…..uh, piece of finger food
to make this dumbbell ironing board pull out his tongue like that
picking on me…….alright wait calm down and count up to 10
put your penal cord back in the wall socket,
settle down and just use the napkin i gave you earlier
ok
oh and… yeah motherfucker

(i usually don’t write shit like this……..oh looknow he’s justifying himself again)

Nobs:

Don’t hate me cause i’m suitable
To become the laughing stock on the trading floor
I’ve paid these whores in wasted time to brainstorm and try to come up with the best one-liner they can
Little boys trying to be men
In pairs of pantyhose… watering down their remarks
I don’t suffer… i enjoy watching you try hard to get in that girls’ pants
Fuck the fuck offs and piss ons
Insecurity had a child and named it you
Believe in yourself and you can accomplish anything
As long as it’s directly related to the humiliation of me
He talks weird and silence makes sense
Patience is a word i’ve learned to use…along with ignore
Uhh…you’re a pig whore
Good one thesaurus man
Unintelligible eligible bachelor
With 3 sluts on the side in case of backlashes from mediocre punch lines
People like you are like people like you
Get it through that thick head
Dickhead
Follow those rats that are chasing the piper
In search of cheesy solutions
The conclusion is at the end of the book stupid
Read up and re-up on that drug called macho
You fucking skipped a couple chapters
I don’t stutter… i speak your language… Hi!
Take that middle finger of yours and stick it up where you talk out of
Those clothes are so yesterday… look at the car he’s driving
Look in the mirror and call yourself a sexy bitch
Faggot
Pretentious pieces of shit who walked out of the dump without a guardian
Your Freudian concepts are as necessary as that tattoo is
Taboo sick… the pleasant sight of your failure doesn’t reimburse me
I
I smell
I smell
Insignificance… masked by the cheap cologne you use to try and hide that manly body odor
I’ll give you some change to call your mom and tell her you’ve made a new friend named acceptance
Shit… he gave you the wrong number
I feel for you…
Is it that time of the month again?
For idiotic comments spewed out of the mouth of someone in self- denial
I’ll take the abuse… you get that noose ready
Don’t forget to kill yourself when you get home
sticks and stones may break my bones
But words won’t do anything but assure me of your small dick size
Imbecile!

Stupid : {

credits

from phlegm - one night stands with out of tune instruments in a room with blue wallpaper, released March 5, 2002
lyrics & vocals by Brad Hamers and Nobs
production by Slomoshun

license

all rights reserved

tags

about

brad hamers image

brad hamers Portland, Oregon

writer, music-maker, collage-maker,, performance-maker, loud dreamer, mental gymnast

(member of: Through Flames, Child Of No Nation, Cat Child, Dust On Snow, Two Ton Sloth, Phlegm and Al Límite Collective)

Artist at Shrine13

www.bradhamers.com ... more

contact / help

Contact brad hamers

Streaming and
Download help

Shipping and returns

Redeem code

Report this track or account

brad hamers recommends:

If you like brad hamers, you may also like:

Bandcamp Daily  your guide to the world of Bandcamp

On Bandcamp Radio

Beans joins the show to discuss his album release, "ZWAARD".

listen now